When going from bad date to bad date and waiting forever for someone decent to reply, it’s easy to forget that online dating is supposed to be fun.
Simon Barrett tweeted out this gem: “Yo girl, are you a zero APR loan?
Much later, the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son.
Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law.
To borrow the words of a popular meme: Dudes be like “Your beautiful.” I be like “It’s you’re.” Do you remember that episode of “Doctor Who” where they invade the planet of insane Daleks? Of course, the Doctor rushes off to rescue her from the ship. When the Doctor opens the door to find a killing machine and not a damsel there waiting for him, he gets majorly catfished.
A lot of online daters can sympathize with this plot twist.
Like the time a guy messaged me, “Can we skip to the sux part? Hilarious online dating anecdotes both amuse and comfort people exploring a brave new world of rejection and hookups.