Shrek dating game scene
You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.
(he begins to sink to the ground.) He hits the ground with a thud.
Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek.
Donkey looks scared for a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path.
You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak.
(he runs inside the cottage) SHREK What are you...?
I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. (Shrek slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do like the outdoors. BLIND MOUSE2 It's not home, but it'll do just fine. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. He sits himself down and lights a candle made out of earwax. BLIND MOUSE1 Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes and lands on his shoulder.) GORDO I found some cheese. SHREK Written by William Steig & Ted Elliott SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.
OLD WOMAN Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous.